ARIES (March 21 – April 20) This time of year it’s useful to assess life using a costume-benefit analysis. Are you exuding enough sparkle? Are you more often yourself, or someone else? Is your life peaceful or is it full-on war(drobe)? TAURUS (April 21 – May 21) Taurus, quit moonlighting as the person you want…
ARIES (March 21 – April 20) Swimming Sockeye says follow your streams. If your current situation is tough, you just have to be efishent, bear it, and keep chasing the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow (trout). TAURUS (April 21 – May 21) Sea otter says you don’t have flippers so put…
ARIES (March 21 – April 20) Aries, if you feel like everyone’s giving you the cold shoulder, stop thinking so darn metaphorically! Everybody loves you! Just put on a sweater. You’ll see your shoulders, and your self-confidence, are fine. TAURUS (April 21 – May 21) Deciduo-ns, Deciduo-ns Taurus. Over the long summer, you might…